Saturday, March 31, 2007

A Premature Plug

I like this blogging thing, and I'll have very little to do this quarter. So I'm building a newsblog, in the tradition of my new journalistic idols. Stay tuned. And the tiny, um, niche market(?) of people who read this little shrine to Kaasa narcissism shouldn't worry - I'll still have plenty to whine about here.

Today's Musical Insight (Guitar Hero II Edition):

“This bird you'll never change, and this bird you cannot change - Lord knows, I can't change, Lord help me, I can't change…”

Friday, March 23, 2007

A Throwback to Myspace

Back in the day, I joined myspace mostly for the quizzes. Well, I couldn't help it...

Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect

Your kissing technique is amazing - and you know it.

You have the confidence to make the first move.

And you always seem to know what kissing style is going to work best.

Sometimes you're passionate, sometimes you're a tease. And you're always amazing!

[Giggles]

You Are Most Like George W. Bush

So what if you're not exactly popular? You still rule the free world.

And while you may be quite conservative now, you knew how to party back in the day!

Umm...how should I feel about this?

Hitchens: In the Heart of Darkness

I’ve just finished Love, Poverty, and War by Christopher Hitchens, the collection of reviews, essays, and columns that he published in 2004 to well-deserved acclaim. Reading through these particular selections, one keeps imagining Hitchens chuckling slyly to himself as he dives into his own canon, cutting and pasting his old contrarianisms into a brutal, gorgeously-written volume of heresy. His reviewers are right to say that the result is impressive. He may as well have called it I Bloody Well Told You So.

And then one reaches the Vanity Fair column entitled “Pakistan: On the Frontier of Apocalypse,” written in its namesake country a little more than a month after 9/11. As an enthusiastic and often dogmatic fan, I have trouble chewing on this bit of derision:

“All-male crowds, with no outlet for their emotions after listening to inflammatory sermons from the mullahs or the Jamaat-Ulema-i-Islami Party demagogues, spilled out of the mosques and displayed what I can only call an attitude.”

I hate it when a single chapter or a single short story or a single essay cast a shadow on an entire work. This article, detailing a trip to the Orient in the aftermath of the region’s most important geopolitical event in two decades, scowls at the anxiety of the people living there. And it scowls at the reader too.

Hitchens is a creature of the mid-twentieth century left, a Nation-contributing former Trotskyist whom people keep comparing to George Orwell. As a journalist, though, it seems to me that he takes his cues from Karl Marx, who covered the American Civil War for Horace Greeley’s New York Tribune quite brilliantly. Empiricism and materialism were the cruces of Marx’s critical thinking, but in truth he never ventured far from his moral center. Dismayed as he was with the “contradictions” and exploitation of Yankee capitalism, he never ceased to be disgusted by the arrogance and banal evil of the feudal atrocity that was “Southern civilization.” Hitchens writes in the same polemical vein – his journalism is always accurate and always pointed, always fair and never balanced.

But “Pakistan” is an unsettling, distracting departure. Traveling in a Pakistani border city he “used to love” five weeks after an attack on a pair of American cities he loves more, he garners some discomfiting satisfaction out of annoying the locals. Roaming through the refugee camps (the attack on the Taliban next door is understood to be imminent) on the outskirts he happens upon a man selling t-shirts bearing the image of Osama bin Laden. He begins to haggle with the vendor, and a crowd of nervous people begins to form around the white English-speaking man who suspiciously wants to buy a souvenir celebrating his country’s sworn enemy. When the agitated crowd demands to know why he is not scared to deign to show his (full) wallet in front of them, he taunts them with “Why should I be scared? Muslims do not steal from guests.” Narrating the scene, he remarks that he never uses dehumanizing terms like ‘teeming’ and ‘seething’ to describe a crowd, and tastelessly opts instead to evoke a “peripheral” vista of “writhing, baffled beards and mustaches.” It’s painful to the reader that Hitchens clearly does not appreciate the irony of his revulsion with these peoples’ “miasma of self-pity mingled with self-righteousness.”

Shall we be clear? His criticisms of this society’s sexism, fear, demagoguery and autarky are legitimate. But they are not truly Christopher Hitchens. Hitchens’ work is almost invariably informed by Marx’s journalistic ethos – an appreciation for context, an exceptional knowledge of history, and a nearly universal empathy for downtrodden and exploited nations. And his writing is almost invariably what I call eloquent, a union of the writer and his character, his purpose, his subject, and his subtle mastery of the craft.

The diction, the syntax, the construction of metaphors – yes, Hitchens cannot help but write elegantly, but in this article his instinctive eloquence escapes him. He is not honest. He is not angry. He is not gentle, even in his polemical way. He is superior, and superior in the very way that Joseph Conrad found so odious. One critic put it well: He is an Englishman in a hot country snarling at the natives.

At the First International, Marx was engaged in a heated leadership struggle with Mikhail Bakunin. After he had won the narrow vote, he sneered, “Bah! I do not trust any Russian.” In the weeks after 9/11, most of us had thoughts possessed of the same spirit. But like Marx, we had the grace to be somewhat ashamed of them, and managed to avoid publishing them in a compilation of our best work. “Pakistan” is a bane on an otherwise masterly book, and one exceedingly worth the read. On the thermometer of intellectual merit, this article sits considerably below its author. For shame, Mr. Hitchens.

Today’s Musical Insight (Sarcastic Anticlericalism Edition):

“Sunday morning’s every day for all I care, and I’m not scared; light my candles in a daze ‘cause I’ve found God…”

Sunday, March 18, 2007

"This world you must have crossed..."

A few moments ago I was strolling about Safeway in search of Dr. Pepper, and Stevie Nicks was beseeching me, Can she sail through the changing ocean tides? Can she handle the seasons of her life? … I don’t know.

Eric Blair said once that he’d never written anything good that wasn’t about politics. I remembered that reading my last post – contrary to whatever I’ve convinced myself of in anticipation of the moment I open my grade page, I’ve never written anything good that wasn’t in love letter form.

(I like to think of George Orwell as a friend. A pen pal. Which is why it’s okay for me to use his real name.)

The notorious question came up again last night – is being in love alone enough? I would, of course, like to think so. But love is never alone, and when we talk about love “alone,” we usually mean love accompanied by a healthy dose of sheer misery.

Back to Oly tomorrow. I plan on sampling the fish and chips at that little pizza-and-clam-chowder café on the boardwalk. Care to join?

Today’s Musical Insight (Wuthering Heights-Style Romance is Not a Good Life Choice Edition):

“You said, ‘You don’t know me, and you don’t even care.’ Oh yeah, you said, ‘You don’t know me, and you don’t wear my chains.’ Oh yeah, you said, ‘I think I’ll go to Boston, I think I’ll start a new life, I think I’ll start it over where no one knows my name…’”

(I knew about this song before you did.)

Thursday, March 15, 2007

Is it Irony?

It was the perfect way to end a quarter during which I was compelled to produce, for three separate classes, a full 47 pages of strained lines of reasoning, contrived nuances, and trite metaphors: “So far, you have written two essays for PolSci 273, and you are about to write another. Is the process of writing these essays a form of domination as Foucault understands it, or is it a path to freedom? Explain your answer.”

In the wee hours of the morning that this paper is due, when I’m on the last leg of a finals week of an unexpectedly taxing quarter, you better believe that it’s a form of domination.

I’m actually proud of a lot of the writing I’ve done this quarter. Not all of it is absolute drivel. I’ve had the opportunity to dress down many published writers who are smarter than me, without the attendant risk of these folks ever finding out and responding in kind. It’s like a scholarly guerrilla war. Christopher’s Id force pokes through in his treatment of Michael McFaul, the eminent Stanford political scientist and Russia specialist:

“McFaul’s rumination is mystifying, drenched as it is in the language of insinuation (everything ‘now seems inevitable,’ but ‘nothing seemed preordained,’ and ‘perhaps’ this is a great achievement?). Considering, moreover, that he precedes it with a list of all the things that might have gone wrong, we have no idea whether he regards the dissolution of the USSR as inevitable. But McFaul’s intellectual contortionism does provide us with…”

“Fully embracing, it seems, the obsequious connotation of the word ‘apologia’ as a label for his article, McFaul moves on to lament the personal demonization of Yeltsin. After all, he argues, ‘it is wrong to assume that one man could have the power or ideas to guide or crash Russia’s revolution...even a larger-than-life personality like Boris Yeltsin.’ This contention merits a response, if only because patronizing homilies like this are the kernels of irresponsible revisionism with a human face.”

That’s right. I went there. Did you catch the allusion to Gorbachev's political sloganeering in the last sentence? Gloves are off, bee-yatch!

In other news, thank God this quarter’s over.

Today’s Musical Insight (Don’t You Want Somebody to Love? Edition):

“If I don’t say this now, I will surely break…”

Monday, March 05, 2007

Please Don't Read This If You Don't Know Me Very Well

Sarah once told me about this exercise she had to do in a Beginning Acting class. It was supposed to teach the importance of symbols, I suppose, and how to develop empathy for the character you’re playing. The student would hand the professor his or her wallet and then stand up in front of the class. The professor would pull out random objects and ask a question about each one, until he suspected that he’d hit a potent emotional nerve. He would keep asking questions until he had followed the entire path of memory and feeling back to the object’s emotional core. She told me tales of football leviathans breaking down inconsolably.

And here I sit, not with a random picture or receipt or to-do list out of my wallet, but with that damn speech medal from 2002.

The YD-CR debate went quite well, but it’s turned me into an emotional wreck over the past few days. Fuck me. I know better than this. Public speaking carries too much baggage for me...weird, no? And right before finals.

Ha! Right before finals! Yes, on Friday I realized that I wanted to go home for a couple of days – that I couldn’t take being in this shitty apartment anymore, that I was constantly on the verge of crying, that I missed my mom and I missed my sister, and I missed Sabrina and my brother and my dad even though I wouldn’t get to see them, that I missed the goddamned cats and the high school that’s just a few blocks from my house, that I missed thinking about Sidney Carton and what I would do for the girl I loved and about the naif politics of "overcoming suffering" while smelling the smell of the backyard when the sun is going down; I realized that my dad was serious when he said that after Chelsey graduates he might move to Longview or some place where he’s not even in the same city as my mom, and that that devastates me despite my… strained relationship with him and the fact that he’s right about not having any reason to live in Tumwater anymore, because I’ll graduate from college the same year that she graduates from high school, and I’ll go God knows where and my brother will go God knows where and my sister will go God knows where, and my dad will live someplace new that reminds him of fucking Montana, and my mom will stay and maybe even sell the house, and that then, finally, passively, tranquilly, in a quiet way that everyone will probably keep to themselves, my family will kind of be over.

Today’s Musical Insight (Never Let Me Get Married, Because Getting Divorced Would Absolutely Kill Me Edition):

“So fuck you, fuck you, fuck you and all you didn’t do. I said bleed it, bleed it, bleed it, there’s nothing in you anyway. And do you hate me, hate me, hate me, hate me so much that you can’t let me out, let me out, let me out of hell when you’re around?”