Axiomatic Christophometry

Let not a man be judged by the amount of alcohol it takes to get him inebriated, but by the integrity with which he conducts himself in a condition of inebriation.

Let not the Democratic Party win an election, for He does not abide what is not natural.

Let the lords of good acoustic taste tremble at the feet of Kaasa, for he now bears the mark of the iPod!

Let the best of friends become closer yet, and see that bond become stronger than any romantic tie will permit.

Let not the act of listening to Sarah McLachlan while drinking cheap red dessert wine in a candlelit bubble bath be considered the exclusive domain of the fair sex.

Let not that criminal Jim McDermott enjoy another virtually uncontested reelection campaign.

Let that bastard Moqtada al-Sadr hang right alongside that bastard Saddam Hussein, and let the Americans install a functioning government in the place of Maliki’s criminal farce.

Let the Peace Corps be a viable post-graduate option, for I have fallen in love with the idea of contributing something substantive to the world.

Today’s Musical Insight:

“I heard the world up, late night, holding my breath tight, trying to keep my head on right. There’s a chill in the air, and nobody could care how you’re caught up in the fight of your life.”